So, I was listening to a radio preacher the other day, and he noticed that his congregation was not really listening to his sermon. So he told the following joke:
A lawyer, a doctor, and a preacher all went deer hunting together. After sitting around in the woods for a few hours, a nice buck ran past them. They all fired their guns simultaneously, all three hit the deer, and the deer dropped right there on the spot.
At this point, the three men started to argue over who had put the killing shot on the deer. The lawyer said, "Well, everyone knows I'm the best shot, so it's obvious that I put the killing shot on it." Before anyone could make another argument, the doctor said the he could easily get to the bottom of it by simply examining the deer.
He walked over to the deer, looked at it for a few moments and said, "The preacher definitely put the killing shot on that deer."
The others were impressed with his quick assessment and asked him how he knew.
He replied, "The bullet went in one ear and out the other."
XOXO
~Joce